A fuse blew in my apartment, and I all, found the fuse box, and figured out which one it was, and made the light go again.
That was at once terrifying, exciting, and... masculating? Is that a word?
EDITS: I've also noticed that Conan O'Brian says 'This Is True' and other various affirming statements a lot... when he actually means that something is true (he then goes on to add something that is, contrariwise, NOT true). You know you've been reading too many Roman Historians when the phrase 'This Is True' automatically makes you think 'This Is Not True.'